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Post by rmichaelpyle on Mar 4, 2009 6:23:15 GMT -6
They say, "One man's trash is another man's treasure". Well, it can also be said that, "One man's Leonard Maltin "2½" stars is another man's "Bomb!". Last night I watched "Caravan" (1934) with Loretta Young and Charles Boyer, along with a stunning cast of other characters, from Phillips Holmes and Jean Muir to Eugene Pallette and C. Aubrey Smith, Billy Bevan and Louise Fazenda to Dudley Digges, Noah Beery, Sr. and Charley Grapewin. Now - this was supposedly a MUSICAL!! What began with a cartoonish group of caravaning gypsy's across a night sky turned into the longest unending film in the history of film, bar none! Do you remember "The Brain that Wouldn't Die"? Well, this show wouldn't die! The end was finally nearing, so I thought, but the song being played just kept on and on and on and on... Finally - and you won't believe this because I certainly didn't - a night sky full of stars appears and suddenly the stars spell out "FINIS" in French!! Were I to opine in the common vernacular of the back street, I would say that this film SUCKED!! But, unfortunately, that would be an insult to vacuum cleaners which do a much finer job. This wasn't even a good vacuum, although I felt as if I were in one. Well, Bogart - my favorite - had his "Swing Your Lady" - arguably the worst film ever made - and Young and Boyer had their "Caravan". This was directed, by the way, by that well-known (NOT!) director Erik Charrel the same time he was making the French version. I'm sure there were deaths in France from watching that one, too!
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Post by Midge on Mar 4, 2009 15:51:57 GMT -6
R. Michael, that was the funniest review I've read in a long time! Whoever came up with the idea of Loretta Young and Charles Boyer in a musical -- well! Talk about not being clear on the concept. The only comparable turkey I can think of is Cybill Shepherd and Burt Reynolds in At Long Last Love. Burt's singing voice belongs in a frog pond. As for his "dancing," one critic described it as "a drunk trying to stomp out cockroaches." I am sorry you had such a bad experience, but thank you for letting us groan along with you.
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Post by diane on Mar 4, 2009 22:32:18 GMT -6
I will definately avoid this movie. How could Charley Grapewin be in a bad movie??? I suppose everyone makes mistakes. I do look forward to your reviews - although they might prove expensive. I instantly ordered "Pickup" - I wanted desperately to see 2 of my favourite beautiful people together. I will have to be stronger in future and resist my impulses :uhuh: Loretta Young has never really done much for me - I don't know whether it is different things I have read about her - she strikes me as a very humorless person. Sally Blane - that's another story.
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Post by Midge on Mar 5, 2009 3:42:08 GMT -6
Sally Blane - that's another story. Oh, really? Do tell! : :
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Post by Larry's 66 Diner on Mar 7, 2009 6:52:48 GMT -6
Thanks for your review, Michael! It helps me learn what to avoid! ;D Your review sounds exactly like my sentiments for the newest musical version of Phantom of the Opera (2006?) However, with Phantom, I could have added several more colorful adjectives from my vocabulary but most of them would be censored, so my entire paragraph would be sentences full of asterisks ( *'s)!!! :listen: ;D
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